Words of Advice: Part 2

While shaking someone’s hand, ask yourself, “Where has this person’s hand been.” Then go wash your hands.

Act normal, whatever the Hell normal is.

Beware of the Professional Naked Twister Champion

Smile, life can’t be as bad as the sour look on your face suggest.

Look left, then right and left again. Then cross the street.

Sleep is for the weak.

Solitude is for the lonely.

Lather, rinse, and repeat.

If shampoo has instructions, than why doesn’t toothpaste?

Slogans may seem enduring but they become dated, you dig?

Never name your pets after your favorite fictional characters; you look like an emotionally needy nerd.

It is nice that you found meaning in a movie, television, song or book, but for the love of looking sane, share the message not an abridgement.

On life: be kind to the people who will approve the writing of your obituary and the selection of the clothing you will be laid out in.

Think with your brain not your penis.

When hiking a mountain trail, don't fall off the mountain

Never play ‘hide the marshmallows’ with tigers or bears.

Don't go along with the crowd just to fit in especially if the crowd is into mass suicide and wants you to drink the special Kool-aid.